I never know if things that I find hilarious will be as funny to other people, but we're going to try this one. We were in the car yesterday and Goose asked me if I had the gift of charm speak. Apparently, its a concept in "The Last Hero" which he is reading right now.
Me: "What is charm speak?"
G: "It is a gift that some people have that makes other people do just about anything they say".
Me: "hmm... I don't have that. It sounds sort of like people speaking in the book "Goose Girl".
G: "Yep, its just like that."
Me: "Do you think anyone in our family has that?"
Tank, from the backseat: "I think I have that!"
Of course, I have to fit that around my crazy week of teacher conferences, doctor appointments and shuffling 5 kids around. :) I love my life.